"ave a good "un.

" Enuf!" I declare, of this sloppy ol" mush, you'll soon "ave me cryin" in me raspberry slush,

I"ll tighten me braces, me britches "itch up, then pull up me stockin"s "n" fill up me cup.

So I do say loud for all wot can "ear, I "ope you all "ave a blindin" new year!

We know we be older, more wrinkled "n" grey but at least we still "ere "n" we plannin" to stay.

So show "orf ya lines and say they're from laughter, tho" I ave "eard they smoove if you "ang from a rafter....

It's told the new forty is fifty or more, so move over trendies, we're takin" the floor!

Not bovvered you're hot in your miniscule togs "cos nuffim" can dance like a granny in clogs.

We learnt "ow to dance when disco was in, don't matter "ow pretty you are, or "ow thin.

Was Travolta wot taught us, wiv" some moves from the Gibbs, "n" a splash of "ol Swayze for you younger kids.

We oldies put "dirty" wiv" "dancin" for fun, then we partied right thru" till we saw in the sun!

We might come across as all stuffy "n" staid but the GU statistics are proof we get laid,

"cos clap's on the rise in the O.A.P bracket, which jus" goes to show that you young "uns can't "ack it!!!