"Bad Side"

I walk in the road, I talk like I'm grown.

I dress like I'm twenty, I eat like I'm really hungry.

I wear Make-Up like a clown, I never smile, just frown.

My bed time is Midnight, But I stay up until Daylight.

I don't obey the rules, I'll probably get in trouble soon.

I have five dollars, But I think I'm really ballin'.

I have bad grades, That will get me no where someday.

I'm always right, no need to say that I'm the only one who runs this parade.

I don't swear like a sailor, But I use words to replace them.

I'm always in trouble, I'm mean times double.

I think I shine like a star, But I'm more dull than a lonely guy at a bar.

I'm going to be an actor or an R&B singer, But with an attitude like mine, I'll end up singing by the sewer.

I'm never happy, But I don't have a sad life.

I guess you could say, I live on the "Bad Side."