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Bah Humbug!!!🎅🏼

Bah Humbug!!!🎅🏼

Bah humbug to all the bad-tempered people, the miserable mortality

Locking theirselves away from all this festive whimsicality

Christmas only comes but once a year, whilst it’s good tidings for one’s soul

Gladdening with the getting togetherness, gaiety and well being on the whole 

To all you anti-Christmas worshipper’s, it’s not too late to change your minds

Hundreds of shops are still open, with presents in abundance of all kinds

Don yourself a festive jumper perhaps one with Santa on his sleigh, then join in all the jovialities ready for the big special day

Invite some friends or family, cook up some al la carte, delight them with your company to show you’ve had a change of heart

Scrooge is a nasty name, you’ve been called it once or twice, stop hating the season of good will, this isn’t very nice

Stop being all melodramatic, and get yourself in on the thrill, full of frolics and fun, being an x-mas fanatic

Who know’s you may enjoy yourself that much and love it all, that next Christmas you will be wearing a Santa suit sitting in the local shopping mall

With little tiny tots sat precariously on your knee, telling you their Santa presents lists as nervous as can be

Such a changed man from the one you were before, ranting on at last years festivities coz thats when you were a bore

Well done Mr Santa Claus that once was such a moaner, you’ve made yourself Mr. Nice guy with that cheerful persona…🎅

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Greg Etsell

great poem all
3 of your poems are great!!!!!!!!!! 
GOOD MORNING  JILL!!!!!!!!
 

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Jill Tait

Good morning Greg Thank you ❤️🎅🏼❤️

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Shaun Cronick

Jill great poem all round and with message to enjoy and welcome Christmas and there are anti-Christmas moaning minnies out there but thankfully few and far between.
So no pressies for them for being naughty and would put Scrooge to shame, just a loud raspberry.
Back later to read your other two just off doing the supermarket food sweep and we daren't forget the cranberry sauce !!
Merry Christmas to you Jill and your loved ones.
Have a good one. x. ❤️

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Jill Tait

Awww A Very Merry Christmas to my lovely catchup kid Shaun ❤️🎅🏼❤️

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