TO BE A PEST

He knows all about you
Every secret that’s inside you
He uses them against you
He constantly harangues you
He states that he loves you

For him it is all about YOU

He knows just how to rile
Even with flavoursome words
That set the rage off in you
You scream and shout
Yet he says he cherishes you
You are in no doubt
That he will ruin you

He knows just what you are up to
And wields great clout
As he rearranges you
He infiltrates your psyche constantly
Wrecking your sanity

He never listens
No matter how hard you shout
He is a pest
A nuisance
A fanatic
That drives you insane
Sending all your tears down the drain

He heeds not when you complain
No matter how u show your disdain
He calls when you are busy
He texts’ incessantly
He tells you he likes you
And his love is ultra-true
Even when he hardly knows the real you

God he is a right strain

Osgood in some like it hot
A black demon cat
A ghost that bothers you
A recipe for creating hate
A reality that’s no fantasy

You try to avoid him
Only for him to just appear
Just when you don’t need him near
You say go away
He just says he will stay
All he want to do is play

You pull your hair out
He gives them back to you
With a smile
You scream and shout at him
He blows you kisses
And chides you for being so blue
What will make him go away
And leave you?

He likes you
He professes love
He says he needs you
He does nothing but pester you
This can’t be love
But madness
And that is true

You won’t ever escape him
Running away is futile
Hiding is a waste of time
All you can do is say shoo

He won’t hear
But at least you do what
You can do
To rid yourself of a pest
That is out to get you