Poem -
Be Prepared.

In my wardrobe.
I have hanging.
A dinner jacket.
A smoking jacket.
A casual jacket.
A summer jacket.
A winter jacket.
A formal jacket.
A camouflaged jacket.
And last but not least.
A straight jacket.
Well one never knows.

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Comments
Hello William...
It never hurts to be prepared...
Things can change in an instant...
I hope you can put the straight in the furthest back in the closet...
But, you're right...
You just never know...
Great write!
Thank you for the smiles my friend...
Thank you for sharing...
sparrowsong
Hi sparrowsong as you say one never knows, stay cool calm and collective.
Original. Surprised and humorous.
Thank you Rory.