Poem -

‘Beast from the east’?

The ‘Beast from the east’
Is approaching our town
So shift your movables 
in the garden
Batten the hatchets down

He is racing like a cheetah
at one hundren miles an hour
With energy extreme & tremendous power

I have been told this on the tv
Everybodys’s on about this now
I wonder what this creature resembles
I’m very frightened now

Its name sounds terrifying
Will it have enormous teeth
Hopefully won’t like the taste of humans
Maybe only eats beef

Oh heaven help us all
They say Beast from the east
Is near
Mind you its getting windy
Could be his shudder I fear

I’m going to peep out of my window
I will have to hope for the best
But until I know this monsters gone
There won’t be any rest

Listening to my radio
I’m scared, 
I need some company
“Whats that I’ve heard, 
can this really be”?

“Beast from the east
has passed over”
Oh mercy me thank God for that
As I open the kitchen window
I let out my desperate cat

Huh now they tell us
Honestly,don’t they talk alot of blether
Seemingly this ‘Beast from the east’
Is just a name for bad weather
 

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S.zaynab.kamoonpury

Gosh the beginning had me in suspense and fear what eastly beastly thing was coming yer way but by end I realised its just your creative take on some scary weather phenomenon that thankfully passed on. Awesome rhyming in this fantastic poem. Kudos.

Soo nice to read from your inking again, Pleez do review/comment/add your thoughts on my newest poem too.

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Jill Tait

 Thank you much appreciated xx❤️ haha

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