Beware the Tree

A pair of twins was Adamsteve
Joined around the hip
Down struck the rod
That thunderbolt
T'was then Eve got the flick
For there she was...
Without her dick

Between the pair stood now a Snake
Adam gave a wack
But naughty snakey
Wouldn't play dead
It just kept upping back

Till one day it suggested hard
a way to mend the rift
If the world could see them together
Put their names to fame
He knocked up a model in a jiff
Because he had that little brain
Adam wasn't so sure about it
But Eve thought "how insane!"
In a good and evil way

And so they built a studio
They didn't even pray
About it

And when the sun shone down again
There it stood in Eden
A Press Club
Where journalists could meet and greet
And help the threesome keep their infamy

And that's how we got so far away
From the eternal Living Tree
Instead of living upon the earth in mystical harmony
We slaughter each other with army after army

And the resources deplete
And the beauty fades away
And we're still letting the children die
While we fight to be called "gay"