Big bad bunions

Pickled onion poem ???
âDo you know about the old wiveâs remedy for getting rid of big bad bunions?â
âOh no you donât well I will tell you then, but you shall need some pickled onionsâ
âNow okay youâve found an old jar of pickled onions in your cupboard on the shelf, well get a spoon and fish out three but make sure you do this yourselfâ
âRemove your sock and rub each pickled onion on your bunion, I realise this sounds absurd but this is just what I have heardâ
âIn a day or two they tell me that the bunions will be gone, so there you are if it has worked for you then my pickled onion poem is done!!!

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OMG!(Old Man's Gout),Â
I've just called in a reservation for you at our local looney bin, Jillian. However, I love the way you injected bunions into the pickled onions contest, so I've requested a rubber suite. You're welcome.Â
That was awesome! But you didn't make them bloody. Perhaps you should have had a back story of having the foot severed by a maniac, prior to the application of the bunion remedy. Re-write! Kidding. That was great. You're amazing how you come up with poems at the drop of a hat!...has anyone seen my hat??Â
Great job!Â
Matthew.Â
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Jillian,Â
That was awesome, but now Greg has decided on a new contest, The Perils of Vigorous Gargling. Can you please write one on that?Â
Thank you!Â
Matthew.Â
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I would ask Kieran for a bunion one, he comes up with some great stories ,so over to Kieran to comply with our wishes x. But it was a good write ,i enjoyed it Jill x
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Are you then supposed to bury them in the garden?.. the pickled onions ?..as far as I can remember. .and say a rhyme..I shall have to google it with my noodle..xx good poem..x
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You definitely know your onions!
Terry.
Haha Thanks Terry teehee xxx?â¤ď¸