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Big bad bunions

Big bad bunions

Pickled onion poem 🤣🤣🤣

“Do you know about the old wive’s remedy for getting rid of big bad bunions?”
“Oh no you don’t well I will tell you then, but you shall need some pickled onions”
“Now okay you’ve found an old jar of pickled onions in your cupboard on the shelf, well get a spoon and fish out three but make sure you do this yourself”
“Remove your sock and rub each pickled onion on your bunion, I realise this sounds absurd but this is just what I have heard”
“In a day or two they tell me that the bunions will be gone, so there you are if it has worked for you then my pickled onion poem is done!!!

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A Lonely Journey

OMG!(Old Man's Gout), 
I've just called in a reservation for you at our local looney bin, Jillian. However, I love the way you injected bunions into the pickled onions contest, so I've requested a rubber suite. You're welcome. 
That was awesome! But you didn't make them bloody. Perhaps you should have had a back story of having the foot severed by a maniac, prior to the application of the bunion remedy. Re-write! Kidding. That was great. You're amazing how you come up with poems at the drop of a hat!...has anyone seen my hat?? 
Great job! 

Matthew. 

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A Lonely Journey

Jillian, 
That was awesome, but now Greg has decided on a new contest, The Perils of Vigorous Gargling. Can you please write one on that? 
Thank you! 

Matthew. 

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Audrey youde

I would ask Kieran for a bunion one,  he comes up with some great stories ,so over to Kieran to comply with our wishes x. But it was a good write ,i enjoyed it Jill x

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Jill Tait

❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣

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pauline codd

Are you then supposed to bury them in the garden?.. the pickled onions ?..as far as I can remember.  .and say a rhyme..I shall have to google it with my noodle..xx good poem..x

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Jill Tait

Haha Thanks Terry teehee xxx🤣❤️

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