Billy’s BANG!! and BOOM!!

When his eldest sister snatches it from his mouth coz it sounds so annoyingly absurd

And she is busy Face timing her boyfriend but can not hear a single word

Oh sometimes her little brother can be such a naughty nerd!!

But Billy won’t be beaten so he runs off to his bedroom

When he sits bonking on his drum kit with a BANG!! and a BOOM!!

Whilst he burns up all of his energy with his rage and his fume

Coz noone ever listens to him when he’s talking..Oh he feels such gloom and doom

Of course his beating of the drums is so very deliberately loud and clear

As his big sister, Mam and Dad all in tandem, stomp up the stairs speedily in top gear

Well Billy boy has certainly been noticed this time I fear

Oh my goodness he has went overboard this time, and they are not feeing his cheer..

So in a frenzied, mad, rush Billy scuttles under his bed

But he trips over his bedside rug and he bangs his forehead

And his loved ones are stood standing listening to his bawling watershed