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“BINGOOO!!!”🤣

“BINGOOO!!!”🤣

“Eyes down everybody, we are playing for a full house” 

As all the chattering in the hall went as quiet as a mouse

Grandmothers with their cronies were sat whispering cheek-to-cheek

Side-by-side one another where they sat every week

And as the balls started spinning anticipation filled the air

A man with a microphone in his hand was sitting on a tall chair

“Kelly’s eye number one” was the very first ball

As little Timmy, Martha’s grandson ticked it off with a scrawl

Using Grannies favourite pen, she told him it would bring him good luck

His Granny was always winning bingo but then she was a lucky duck

“Little boy blue number two” wow Timmy had that too

And as he  put a red cross on his bingo card, tho he still had loads to do

“Legs eleven” gee whizz Timmy marked number eleven in a rush

When he was getting hot and bothered making his rosy cheeks blush

“Two little ducks twenty two” Oh golly gosh Grannie peeped at Timmy’s sheet

He was getting abit nervous tip-tapping his little feet

Well ten minutes past and Timmy was only needing three more balls

Every other number that was called was carefully crossed with his scrawls

“Man alive it’s number five” yikey’s yet another one that Timmy had

This game of Bingo was driving him mad! 

“Duck and dive twenty five” Timmy nudged his Granny

“Ssshhh be quiet” said her best friend Annie

“Pick and mix its’s twenty six” no no Timmy said under his breath

Then that nastly friend of Grannies give him the look of death

.”Stairway to heaven it’s number sixty seven”..”BINGOOO!!!” shouted Timmy in a state of sheer disbelief.

Who by this time was shaking like a little leaf

A lady came over and after checking Timmy’s game

he had a full house, he had won alot of money putting him on the wall of fame

All of Grannies chums rubbed Timmy’s tiny shoulder’s

Well he couldn’t understand why saying “Ouch you are hurting me, I am not a boulder” 

“But that’s just what we do Timmy to get abit of your luck” 

“Huh” Timmy replied still feeling dumbstruck.. 

 

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Greg Etsell

i have never played bingo 
but they 
have it here always what to try it
wonderful poem 

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Jill Tait

Teehee i have yrs ago n wow it makes u high as a kite 🤣❤️💙❤️

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Marion

Sunny little write Jill...brought a smile 💕

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Jill Tait

Awww thats good then 🤣❤️💕❤️

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Gwendoline

Lol Jill I can actually relate to that boy, my grandad use to call the bingo numbers too. Many moons ago. 📌 pinned because of the memories you stirred. Thank you lovely 😊 your poems always pop a smile on my face x ❤️

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Jill Tait

Teehee I used to take my Mother in law & boy her cronies were such characters n got very irate if they didnt get their same sear in the bingo hall 🤣🤣I wa scared of these lil old woman 🤣❤️💕

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Jim "The Lad" ....

fun stuff! I won a bucket of chicken one time! the only thing I ever won and then lost the ticket! LOL!............................................................lad

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Jill Tait

🤣🤣🤣teehee what u like sooo funny tho ❤️🤣💙⭐️

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