Birth of healthy newborn greater than cumulative  Yuletide pageants vis a vis merry go round revisited

healthy progeny regaled being alive
analogous to children ecstatic twenty-five
on December exhaling joie de vivre at dive 
in into neat stack of wrapped gifts, when...
what! out of thin air more arrive.

Panoply of mystical elements of holly day house style 
breathe prez sense frostily exhaled aired
per millennia athwart 
(this terrestrial spaceship planet Earth)

two plus seventeen carousel rides resonated
the veritable pantheon of pagan rituals 
and quirky superstitions lit 
(akin to a lit Christmas tree) 
starry-eyed imagination

as catalyst viz Homo Sapiens 
furrowed the stern brow of forehead 
aft stemmed whilst Santa oft puzzling 
(allocating suitable gifts) 

inducing him to tug thought generating beard
pondering, whence agents provocateurs 
receive just desserts
fueled hodgepodge, mish-mashed, helter skelter 

eclectic December twenty-fifth 
encompassing tens of thousands previous generations
bred despacito fixtures via paganism, 
Manichaeism, Jainism, et cetera
ancient brutish credos, ethos, faiths 

a brewed nebulous concoction
within a mindset of early mankind 
loose confection, confederation, conglomeration
indiscriminately torquing, vetting, wetting 
disparate constituent beliefs

contagion wrought spirit paradigm 
inculcating oral tradition Madonna and child 
occupying a high chair
whereat superstitions birthed patchwork 
comprising divergent ensemble heralding 

tender PetSmart impact, 
where world wide web populated 
with sacrificial pacification sans deity 
via oblation, immolation, 
flagellation appeasing Dominatrix
borrow wing, vis a vis amalgamated 
viz Roman Sol Invictus

wrought fiery brimstone tempting those who dared
assert contrary fledgling jambalaya outlook 
provoking regally supreme sacerdotal Wiseman 

punishing opposing incorporating 
novel modus operandi explaining sacrilegious worship
such heretics pitched headlong 
into a fiendish frothing furnace

forcing obeisance toward primitive popular 
identified, honored, glorified father figure
expressing devotion re: 
decking the halls of the mountain king,

whence boughs of Juniper sprigs contriving wreaths
sanctifying twisted brambles via sprinkling angel dust
(actually cremated remains of malefactors 
stripped of habiliments) during bleak winter

unwittingly interweaving nascent (futuristic) 
formally codified bona fied religions
unknowingly, tacitly, silently rendering 
quintessential premises obliging
layperson to foreswear locally rooted secular treatises 

trounced, trumpeted unction voided 
wishy-washy antithetical blind faith coalescing edicts
over course of time became established 
Greco-Roman imposed groupthink
disallowing cynics, 

diametrically emerging fanatics, skeptics
who (if he/she did not recant 
recalcitrant recommended recourse 
faced torture amidst a throng of the madding crowd

as entertainment and forewarning gall 
asper those who held steadfast dissimilar views
taught since birth, when citizenry reared
as just a little drummer boy/ girl pipsqueak

taught to stay the course (sans straight and true)
bound without freedom to express contrary aspects
of ways and wherefores, which controlled each green day
and silent night, wherefore unimaginable ogres

lined straying hip cats 
eventually ensnared within warpath,
whence law of the land lend scimitar to smite
any mortal man, woman or child with flaming torches

licking the heretical body electric, 
while defiant individuals
left to burn into decimated 
charcoal blackened, ashen corpse.