Elegy

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CHARGING FOR PROMISES

CHARGING FOR PROMISES

It was plain to see...

Many tried to warn...

Some blinders aren't removed easily......

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Bad ass beauty brought...

Bad ass beauty brought bedlam, and begat bastard child...

courtesy booty call minus preemptive measures
while plugg naughty bits of tarnished knight
...

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Scrounging for boogers...

Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust

Warning: The following material no worse than getting cooties. I remember them way back in grade school,...

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Life Moves On Undisturbed

Life Moves On Undisturbed

How comfort smothers and subdues us,
It’s fingers grasp tightly over our mouth,
And its arm...

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How one twenty first...

How one twenty first century married mortal male (me - Matthew Scott Harris)...

found himself bewitched about Circe,
particularly after reading book title by the same name....

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Overrun by stuffed subdued...

Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears...

of diverse and sundry sizes engaged
in woebegone wild rumpus
as a last hoorah
for...

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Previously I Loved You,...

Previously I Loved You, Presently I Do.

I document myself for thee
And all the ways I love you gradually.
To the gods, I beckon this...

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Spring (also known as...

Spring (also known as vernal) equinox arrives March 20th, 2025

at 5:01 AM in Northern Hemisphere
out of hibernation,
sans mancave, I will climb
...

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Blandishments eroded...

Blandishments eroded invaluable necessary viz life savings of mine videre licet alms

initially crafted June twenty fifth
two thousand twenty four
affecting me to utter "oy a...

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I eat (high-quality) human...

I eat (high-quality) human meat

Headless body, what a treat!
Decapitated crying meat!
The mistresses scurry, their dresses...

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Beware bloody hyperbolic...

Beware bloody hyperbolic contents incorporated to embody rage against the machine

Don we now our gay apparel
despite knowing lives
(within definition of rainbow person,...

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Lost libido as rez erected...

Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy

The following pastiche
poetically pricked prick,
whereby fantasy courtesy Eros
(ἔρως)...

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No One to fear

Fear Not

No One to fear

The weight of your emotions
forgotten in fear and sorrow
In the reflections
That...

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Texting and sexting as therapy

Texting and sexting as therapy

though many men,
(especially former Norwegian
bachelor farmers from Lake Woebegone, -
...

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Ordinary married...

Ordinary married sexagenarian mortal fêted as savior incarnate...

Courtesy a plethora of marriageable females
dogging, hounding, and lowing the living daylights...

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The nanosecond bad a** to...

The nanosecond bad a** to risk romance

Twenty first century technology
allows, enables, and provides
instantaneous virtual...

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More habit forming than any...

More habit forming than any drug or liquor

I considered myself sophisticated and wise,
but the addictive power of texting
and...