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BLACK FRIDAY

BLACK FRIDAY sounds so evil,
Like the world is coming to end
And the devil is coming,WhyΒ can't
Thay call it REDΒ Friday orΒ white
Friday or green Friday or blue Friday
Or brown FridayΒ or purple Friday or
How about PINK Friday that would be fun
WHY OH WHY DO THAY CALL ITΒ BLACK FRIDAY
Sound so evil like end of the world and the devil is
coming watch out will you black friday

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

White would sound bad...

You know people would take a fit...

Red is already taken...

Stores have Red Tag Sales...

Purple is a color of honor so that wouldn't work...

People's behavior says it all...

The mob kills clerks...

People grab stuff out of other people's baskets...

It really should be called Crazy Friday...

People haven't figured out the Scam yet?

Oh wait!

We're talking about humans...

Nevermind...

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Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Greg Etsell

hay sparrowsong you are right it should called crazy Friday bec it is
I don't go to the stores any more to shop for christmas I shop online
but I don't buy thing any more I do buy the Christmas dinner and and that is all I buy
thay all like that better and so do I

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Greg Etsell

for Christmas I am easy just give me starbuck and I am happy

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

Maybe, one day I will get off that easy...

I do shop in stores and online too because, if the stores don't make money they will go away...

I don't do Black Friday unless it's a big purchase...

I started Christmas shopping right after Christmas last year...

I go out of town for Christmas it's my new tradition...

It's easier for me to go see family than it is for them to come to me...

With kids they won't let me get in the door if I just bring food...

I buy kids presents and pass them out at random pit stops along the way...

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I'm waiting for the Angel Tree so I can pick some names and get theirs put together and delivered before I leave...

I think you're way is great way to get together, indeed!

Whatever you do...

Enjoy!

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Hugs again...Β 

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Greg Etsell

that's great what you do you sound like your a fun person to be around
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Greg Etsell

all you have to do is give me starbuck am happy

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Larry Ran

My Dear Greg,

I've got a great idea.
Why don't they change the name to "Sergeant Friday"?
I think that we should all "cop" a plea.

Love,
Larry xxx

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Greg Etsell

hay Larry that's funny we should call it that

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