Born Again Lover

he has a back pack
inside you will find
all that he needs
to live
his lifes music which he plays
over and over
because the life anchor
he continually throws
never secures
as a zelous christian
he oozes with his born again
which will rejoice in salvation
look inside, beneath the cover
there is a Swiss army knife
that performs a multitude of sins
one false move from Judas
and your born again lover
will show you how deep the cut is
for he is absolved by his God
to continue in rudeness
and the conversion of women
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