I had an itch

I had an itch
While the bitch
Was elsewhere 
Having a shit
I scratched that itch 
While the bitch
Was elsewhere 
Examining her tit
I squeezed cream on that itch
While the bitch
Was elsewhere 
Squeezing pus from a zit
I rubbed that itch
While the bitch
Was elsewhere
Rubbing her clit
No more itch
No more bitch
She's elsewhere

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