BRINGING MORALS BACK

There is a Law on the Books which states that sex before marriage is a misdemeanor crime...
(Hello your Honor, I stand before you today to say I needed sex in case he doesn't want to marry me)
Ma'am this is your fourth offense...
The first three times you said you were in love, I'm glad you changed your ways and being honest...
However, it's the Law!
Bailiff lock up this Ho!
It's being considered because, Laws of Morality standards have been ignored...
They are trying to bring morality back because, people have a hard time in keeping their own morals...
They need help!
Check with your State to make sure sex before marriage is legal...
If you're twelve and get married when you're twenty you'll need to wait eight years...
That's why it's called Honeymoon the night you get married!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
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Crazy stuff .. funny and intriguing and crazy
lol great write as usuall sparow
Hello Edward...
It was actually a Law back in the 70's...
In the early days you just didn't do it or you would be shunned from family and society...
Thank you for your kind comment and support!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Hello Silent Dreamer...
There's been a lot studies done when it comes to sex before or after marriage...
They find marriages are stronger when you wait...
You have much less unplanned pregnancies...
Less single parents on welfare...
Less sexually transmitted diseases...
Sex before marriage if you really think about it takes away from that very special Husband/Wife or whatever it is bond...
They really are discussing it because, the morality rate in this Country is so low...
We see it, we hear about it all the time and the messages that are being out out there aren't good...
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sparrowsong
Strange as it may seem, I waited.
dsad to say not out of fear of law or any religious beliefs, thouse my father was a minister, but in the small town I went to high school in, everyone waited! Or at least said the did.
im happy to report no ill effects have surfaced.
interesting read.
john
Hello John...
There WERE a lot of positives that stemmed from that...
It passed down to their children...
The messages now is everywhere...
Try it before you buy it...
People get married and it's like so special when they've been living as a married couple, now it becomes ownership, papers tells them so...
Wear pink it's pretty!
Thank you for your kind comment and support!
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sparrowsong
SEX for me it don't matter bec i have no one to have sex with if some came alone that was willing to have sex then it would matter but no one comes along that is willing to have sex so for me sex dosen't matter
Hello Greg...
Well, it happens sometimes, N/A works...
What do you think of those sex Robots?
If I was going to get one I'd want it fresh off the conveyor...
No refurbished and no returns...
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Hugs...
sparrowsong
what sex robots never heard of such thing
sounds evil and sick thing to have like having
sex doll not for me