Bucket

Erstwhile the creamfilled

neighbours with their noisy

cavalcade held an all-yellow

party; the yeti there did

stunts and barbie dressed up

offered to handout chocolate frogs.

Everyone suspected that they did it.

The Headmaster, however, loved mentioning

Paul Heiskennin’s name.

He was a surly entertainer of note:

small, at 24, and rather pizzafaced.

His rendition of “Beastie” doing a servo

gamutted much applause; and he therein

entered the guild of the rich beggar

handing out flyers about Chinese escapes.