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BUD THE STUD

Look out ladies he's up to no good 
Nicknamed by us fellas as Bud the stud
He oozes charm and has sex appeal 
He thinks he is without doubt the real deal 

Bud the stud loves ladies both young and old 
Doesn't care if the weather is hot or cold
With his fancy words and winning smile 
He considers himself top of the pile 

So if I were you ladies I would run away 
Bud the stud is looking for his prey 
Heed my advice and take my warning 
I know that you will regret it the following morning

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Terry Kay

Kieran,. I always ran the opposite direction ?.  Funny poem my gifted friend.

Love,
Terry Kay
 

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Being Me

This made me smile, Kieran x

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