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Bulk buying ?

Bulk buying ?

Has the human race went completely mad ?
There are no loo rolls left on the shelves
How very sad !!
People bulk buying gets on my tits
Do they really think Coronavirus will give them the squits ?
Honestly humanity never fails to amaze
One idiot bulk buys then it starts off a craze

First it was hand sanitizer now it’s toilet rolls
So what the hell are we meant to use, us poor souls
Thank God water flows from our taps and not just bought on a shop floor
Coz without bog paper and good old fashioned soap and water
Well our bare bums would be sore

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Jill Tait

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Jill Tait

Awwww ty my friend I luv being a peach!!! ❀️❀️❀️

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