Butt Checked

To whom it may concern..

Congratulations

You broke me

Going forward
purely as a defense mechanism
I refuse steadfastly
to take any of this shit seriously

This includes most definitely
your boring gotcha rants
and pointless combat politics hyperbole

I shall henceforth
fire back facetiously
at your pretentiousness
with mocking ferocity
in waves of parody
you will be
way too pissed
to ever get

Such is the perpetual curse
of the chronically humorless
so totally oblivious
to their partisan foolishness
that always makes enraged them
the butt of every joke