Pink Slip Tripping

Your once grand designs
have lost all relevance
here in the new spreadsheet existence
(formerly dismissed as pie in the sky)
Sorry we had to move the finish line
but you see
you are a pre historic luxury
we can no longer afford
given the condensed realities
of the new gig economy
Costs simply gotta be reduced
Our AI master program
demands that you
and your obsolete crew
have been duly consigned
by we labor redistribution task masters
to our exciting
Workforce Has Beens to be Jettisoned list
Nothing personal
It's just business
Thanks for playing
and please be a stranger
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