Poem -

Butt Cheeks

Butt Cheeks

Young Lady
I saw youĀ 
Stuff
Heroin
Up
Your
BUTT CHEEKS
while
You
Were
Doing
A stint
InĀ 
Our holding
Cell

We do have
Cameras

After all
We
Are
A
Casino

This officer
is not
Impressed

Nor

Will the
FemaleĀ 
Officer
Be
When
She eventually
Surfs
Through
Your
Crack......

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