Calamity at the Distillery

Calamity at the Distillery 

The murder weapon

found at the scene

of the Jim Beam homicide

had the gold initials JW applied

This led detectives to suspect

the victim's arch rival J Walker

to be the perpetrator of the crime

Forensics was able to match

the bloody murder weapon

with prints

from a new walking stick

owned by the dapper suspect

DNA fragments of glass

found in the suspects ass

matched those at the scene

which indicates a fatal struggle

between Mr Walker

and the late Mr Beam

Alcohol of course

played a factor

in the dispute