California Fires Fueled By Das Don Trumpeting Hot Air ©

Dante's Inferno chokes breathable air
fiery flames fuel
state of emergency
president did declare
despite his disclaimer global warming
"FAKE," no matter glare
ring obvious indisputable proof, nonetheless,
the commander in chief

blatantly doth jeer
and doubles down ‘bad
environmental laws’ mare
reed with water

shortage explains conflagration,
oh...,and while he takes
a knee in prayer
(re: home companion fashion)

Thee Oaf blithely vouchsafes
courtesy, sans colorful swear
words plus (purportedly,
unbeknownst to him

marijuana laced powder milk biscuits
giving him courage - er chutzpah
as if he needed any) to veer
way off script of late spluttering, spouting,

and even spewing outrageous claims
that (YES) extraterrestrials rank as chief
villainous figures as
nonpareil arsonists this year.

This Lake Woe
begone Wharton warrior
no stranger to attribute blame,
where unidentified flying objects

affected intergalactic collusion
(hare brained scheme hatched,
engineered, and brooded
while holed away in his

Trump Taj Mahal) from
outer limits of
twilight zone) fair game,
not averse to accuse

Norwegian bachelor farmers
falsely, and even
Grimm folklore characters,
not outrageous to name,
he will continue to repeat falsehoods,
and later subsequently quote
himself without shame!