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Calling In Sick

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GREG TUCKER THE...
Calling In Sick

I get
the fact
That time
To time 
One must
Call in sick

And

You may
Not
Even be
Sick

This
Is okay
Not everyone
Has a good
Work
Ethic

However 
If your one
Of those
Who does
It several
Times 
A 
Year

Though 
Your 
Boss
And 
Coworkers 
won't 
Say 
It
I will

YOUR A LOSER

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Comedy
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