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Cannon Fodder

Cannon Fodder

The arrogant engineer sent out his assistant

without instructions, other than to 'just look busy'

and the assistant took his assistant with him

complaining as they traveled the long distance

how ridiculousย it was that heย wasn't given a mission.

He walked around, feeling his time was wasting

inside the grounds of anย abandoned army fortress

clueless, but doing his best to just 'look busy'

When the arrogant engineer finally came

he was pleased to see,

the assistant had listened well to his instructions

now, the assistant pressed him again for the reason

and the arrogant engineer asked himย if he knew

about the great British general Wellington,

Wellington, he explained, sent his least important

soldiers, to the front of the battle, as cannon fodder,

then waited, till the enemy used up ammunition

before he would arrive himself.

This saying had the assistant feeling very insulted

knowing that the arrogant engineer

was putting him down.

But the assistant's assistant suddenly interjected

telling the assistant that he should not feel insulted

because as his assistant, he was nothing more than a horse

through the eyes of the arrogant engineer

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Christopher Correia

hey sis, this write really happened, almost exactly as it is written, lol and I was the horse, I worked for a guy who thought he was Wellington, the most arrogant human being I've ever come across....don't think I could've made this one up, thanks for reading, and I didn't know Wellington thought that the poor were 'The scum of the earth' a good general in his time but he wouldn'tย have madeย a good Nobel prize candidate, cheers and thanks for a great comment ย ย 

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mark thomas

Interesting write....I get this one big time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow do I..

well doneย Christopher C

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Larry Ran

Hi Christopher,

Could that be the hidden reason that "Beef Wellington" is always served in a secure crust?ย  Could it stand for how he surrounded himself with human shields before arriving?ย  You have "engineered" a very thought provoking write.ย  Well done.

Peace and Love,

xox Larry

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Christopher Correia

thanks for commentย Larry, lol, I think you must be right, the more I find out about the man the less I like him, hey, the right is based on an actual incident, happened about 15 years ago, one of those things that stayย in the memory.....cheers pal

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Christopher Correia

thanks for comment, poet, this really happened, wish I could take credit for making it up, lol

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