Poem -

The Capital G

What is God?

Welp, let me tell you plainly

 
God does not have a pecker
and yet, a pecker could not exist without It
God does not have a pussy
and yet, a pussy could not exist without It
 
and when I say It, I mean God
 
Where does God come from?
some still ask
God does not come from
Everything comes from God
 
God does not hate faggots
God does not hate Buddhists, Mormons, Catholics, Hindus,
...Catholics
God does not hate, It just creates
and nothing besides
 
Where does God live?
One hunnerd and twenty fith Street, West side
and East side .... and everywhere else
besides
 

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