Chalk and Cheese

sisters are the same flowers
from a different garden
My sister and I are so different people say chalk and cheese
I like everything in order ~ she says that makes me O.C.D

Sarcasm ~ flows like water ~ she so loves to take the Mick
Silly me takes the bait ~ it would be better to seal my lips
O.C.D. Sarcasm
Is that some kind of sickness ~ my mind goes in a whirl
Is it progressive ~ will it get much worse?

No you silly clot ~ you just go to extremes
Everything has to be in order ~ Oh! so neat and clean

You keep me here waiting while everything’s in place
We'll never get out it takes you all day

On with the make-up more time to waste
We're going to Tesco not some bl...dy fashion parade

Patience for some reason you left at the gate
nag, nag, nag till my ears really ache

God missed me ~ he gave it all to you
Knowing you would need it for all you have to do
Well he certainly gifted you a tongue
He just forgot the honey to sweeten it along

You'd try the patience of a saint ~ Oh no!
You're putting washing out ~ we'll get nowhere today

You know what I’m like why waste your breath
You just sit there moaning causing me stress
If you don’t wish to wait go on your own
Can't take anymore of your continual moan,

I've waited this long you may as well make a brew
my throat is dry sitting talking to you
Put the kettle on let's have a brew

YOU PUT THE KETTLE ON
It will give you something to do
I think that's fair
DON'T YOU?

If OCD is a sickness of these modern times
I have many friends who are of the same mind

To summarise my feelings and completely tell the truth
I like to be organized ~ How about you?