CHARLIE HARRIS (DODGY DEALER)

Charlie Harris was an interesting little man 
Sold his wares from the back of his van 
Didn't have a licence but Charlie didn't care
He sold used watches to ladies underwear 

If you want a bargain Charlie was your guy 
His glib to the public made you want to buy
The fact is his watches lasted a short time
The underwear wasn't considered sublime 

Charlie moved on when the cops did arrive
His takings would take a sudden nosedive
I like Charlie he is trying to make ends meet
Can't be easy parked in a one way street