CHECKING THE LABELS

 
He went through the labels each and everyone 
Hoping that the right label hadn't been sold and gone
Some of the labels on show were labelled X-small
With a waist like his they would be no good at all

More searching and Medium labels were found 
No good for him for his waist was fuller and round
Again more searching he cursed with his chants
So difficult to find the correct label underpants 

He was just about to abandon all hope and despair 
A eureka moment X-large was waiting for him there
The colour didn't matter he had found his size
Don't put on extra weight sir would certainly be wise