CHICKEN ON A BUS

How surreal was the dream I just had ?  
Saying it aloud people would say I'm mad 
I saw a chicken get onto a crowded bus  
Didn't cause any friction didn't cause a fuss 

The driver of course was used to the chicken
Put his foot on the gas and the bus began to quicken  
The chicken looked out the window without a care 
Looking out you will never believe who he saw there 

A monkey was coming out of a busy shop 
That caused the bus to shudder and stop  
A chicken on a bus well that's okay and alright 
However a monkey in a shop is quite a sight