Childhood Sweethearts ---or--- What Women Want

She stole my turtle

Pulled my hair in class.

Tripped me in the schoolyard

grazing both my knees.

Ate my stash of candy

in my locker.

Let the air out of the tires

on my bike

Copied my math test

and got me an F.

Told my first girlfriend

I was really gay

I married her last year

If that was all she wanted

Why did she not just say so