Poem -

Christmas Wine Complication

Wil-lo-ly-dee,

Wil-lo-ly-dee,

Someone spiked my tea.

My balls are rather warm,

And I stuck the cat,

 on top the tree.

Wil-lo-ly-dee,

Wil-lo-ly-dee.

My body is rather warm,

I’m concerned of my women,

And this ginger bread,

Its better,

Than porn.

Wil-lo-dee-da,

Wil-lo-dee-da,

I need somethn to shoot,

White Saint Nick looks rather same

His ass ill stuff my boot.

We all know Jesus was black,

Where’s the black Santa!!

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