Circumcision made me sad (dedicated to nobody in particular :)

My soul was crushed-- I was visibly shaken

My doctor told me, I needed circumcision

My little friend, would soon be taken from me

They could not save him, and I bawled like a baby

I cried for days, till my eyes were yellow and red

 Saying good bye, made my heart feel like something dead.  

Then it happened, days after the operation

I was on my bed alone touching myself—

 Feeling joy and elation 

It had returned! I could feel!  It was my foreskin!

I could move, and pull, and play with it-- to no end

I felt so proud and walked around like a little kid  

 It would all be alright after all—my joy I never hid

Thank heavens my sad tail had a happy ending

My life was complete, I felt so happy I passed wind.

Then I went to go pee pee and could not stop screaming

(This poem was inspired by everything in general

 especially global warming:)