Close Shave.

Please forgive me for i have sinned.
Pray for me and cleanse my soul.
Please make me into a better loving caring being.
Said the devil to the lord.
I will, said the lord, but on one condition.
Anything you want i will obey, said the devil.
I want you to shave that stupid looking goatee beard off because it doesn’t suit you, said the lord.
You know what you can do, you jumped up heavenly preacher, that goatee beard is part of me and i won’t shave it off, said the angry devil.
If you don’t you will have to go back into the darkness where you belong, said the lord.
I will you mister know it all full white bearded preacher, said the now foaming at the mouth devil.
The devil left on the midnight train to hell, the lord wiped the sweat off his brow and said, Christ that was a close shave i thought he was going to join our peaceful congregation.