Closed For Business.

Going down to the brothel.
Gone to get myself a bitch.
Yeah going down to the brothel.
To see if she can scratch my itch.
Going down to the brothel.
Gone to get myself a whore.
Yeah going down to the brothel.
To see if my manly needs she can cure.
Wearing my best sunday suit.
Got to make myself look cute.
Had a shower so about a sweaty smell they can not moan.
And have splashed on my best cologne.
Yeah going down to the brothel.
To get myself a wench.
Yeah i have arrived outside the brothel.
And my body emits an over powerful cologne stench.
There is a notice on the door.
It reads, because of COVID we are not opened anymore.
I let out a loud yell and i curse.
And shout, life can’t get any goddamn worse.
I went home from the brothel.
Without getting myself a bitch.
Yeah i went home from the brothel.
And had to scratch my own goddamn itch.