Cloud cuckoo land ?

If you go to Cuckoo land
You won’t know you’ve been there
Could get up to all kinds of mischief
You would’nt have a care

The people are really nice
They will take care of you
& clean up all your mess 
Its not something you’d do

You could streak about on the grass
I think it really could be class
Just try Cuckoo land, you’d have a gas!!!

They would give you a bath
Run cream on if you had a chaff
I think you may well get a laugh
At Cuckoo land today ?

If you’d had your tea but you’d already ate
You just say you must have missed it
Make on that you’d been too late

So if you fancy a holiday
Just turn up & demand to stay
It will be free, won’t have to pay
Cuckoo land if you know the way!!!