cock rock - schlock ad hoc

seminal squirt didst sanctify 
   an anonymous boulder 
when mercury dipped below 
   hashtag mark registering colder

than usual temperatures circa 
   winter of year 2000 in proximity 
   to the sacred chapel 
   at Valley Forge, Pennsylvania

   (house zing carillon player) 
   rifling thru manilla folder
first inn search of apropos 
   mailer daemon organ muse sic, 

   thence finely pitted secretly riddled with holes 
   encoded sheet threaded thru bell jar contrivance 
   sans, handy dandy mechanical holder
to accompany prurient powerful phallic pang 
   bubbling (like the dick kens), and didst smolder

especially, cuz a free ranging 
   NON GMO, puss in boots 
hello kitty sauntered (emanating pheromone heat 
   hand dill lee pronouncing feral passe faux foots)
 
dripping, seething with hormonal secretion 
   uttered via vow welled roots
gluten and monosodiumglutinate free pussy 
   hapt tabby on the prowl ready 
   for par laid view penile piqued Saint Peter 
   to enter heavenly labial shoots

rather than suffer frost bite
the above mew wing tigress attempted  
   to keep toasty warm 
   ('thou minuscule tunnel 

   lacked add dick quit light)
prickly endowment fired 
   raging testosterone 
   with braggadocio, brio, bravura and might

owing pretentiously pusillanimous feline 
   fur reed black as night
hood hit attempt to cap cha moxie orgasmic 
   thus ensuing a mutually satisfactory plight

until a park ranger back his utility truck  
   than gregarious, felicitous, erogenous
then quick as greased lightening 
   horny creatures disappeared out ta sight.