Erotic

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Move on over International...

Move on over International House of Pancakes!

Move on over International House of Pancakes!

Apartment b44 exuded
aroma of pancake house...

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Hair envy to the max

Hair envy to the max

I felt way to embarrassed to axe
the cashier his name,
nor express any physical attraction...

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The woosel cock so black of...

The woosel cock so black of hue

Swartley fosters by the same
granted coloration impossible mission
to shuck off and...

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Maleware stikes Matthew...

Maleware stikes Matthew...

Scott Harris with a serious,
(albeit invisible) wham
(bam thank you ma'am)
with the...

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In the morning traffic jam

In the morning traffic jam

Sliding into the morning traffic jam
after a restless night
time becomes her intimate ally....

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Redacting historical...

Redacting historical records...

at the capital expense
(compounded interest) of amortizing future
unborn generations who...

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Eternal light

Brightest star

Eternal light

As the darkness falls,silence surrounds a sense of feeling low an alone, feeling like your only person...

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My doppelganger ranks as...

My doppelganger ranks as the criminally insane prodigal son

"Criminally insane" is an informal term for someone found not guilty of a crime due to a mental disease or...

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The fatal impact upon being...

The fatal impact upon being washed upon the pock marked shore

Into an inescapable
invisible net watery entrapment wove
ransacking access to treasure trove...

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Mine mean Lothario days...

Mine mean Lothario days left me in a confused daze...

as if being a crash test dummy survivor
after a led zeppelin collided with yours truly,
a foo...

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Self Edit Directive

Self Edit Directive

Right now
my blood alcohol level
is more booze than plasma
so I gotta confess
...

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No exit allows egress...

No exit allows egress...

forever dooming how the missus and I relate
where interplay, foreplay and coldplay
insinuated...

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Quiet Noise

Quiet Noise

Talking words like a poet's pen,
Writing, writing where to begin.

Thoughts break into...

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I possess an unusual knack...

I possess an unusual knack for making women bristle

hence immediately this birdman
wishes to escape into his eyrie
or seriously considers joining...

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Yours truly like most every...

Yours truly like most every hominid linkedin...

to genus and species of Homo sapiens,
(who trod across oblate spheroid
since time immemorial...

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Incessant flagellation no...

Incessant flagellation no longer torments nor assails psyche of mine...

until courtesy amazing grace interceded
in the doggone guise
of Canis lupus familiaris...

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Aspiration towards elusive...

Aspiration towards elusive apotheosis of enlightenment...

analogous to where
the fountainhead of knowledge
gushes forth unstoppable
as a result...