“COME BY” ??

“COME BY” shouted the shepherd a-herding his flock of sheep
“WAY TO ME” he yelled again to
his sheep dog but it was fast asleep

“WAKE UP SHEP YOU SILLY BRUTE” he was getting very irate
But the sleepy sheep dog just rolled over as one hundred ewes ran out the gate

Down through the meadow onto the neighbouring farmer’s land
Yearning to go a-courting 
The nextdoor field tups looked so grand

Strong, white, sturdy rams as masculine as could be
They would soon take up the offer of this unexpected fertilty

Well Farmer Dan without his stubborn sheep dog
Was worn out from running behind his flock
His welly boot had fallen off & he’d soaked all his sock

What a state he was in
Now all his sheep were all mixed up
Most of them were in ecstasy
getting action from a tup

Goodness me what a carry on
Poor Farmer Dan
Whilst he needed to herd his ewes together
He would have to make a plan

Deflated & defeated Dan knocked on his neighbour’s door
So Farmer Brown, the best in town
He had six sheep dogs more

Thank goodness for these six sheep dogs
They saved the day for Farmer Dan
He is going to replace his Shep 
with a better dog as soon as he dam well can