Comedy

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A Feline Poet

A Feline Poet

The muse
finally re-visited
the clever cat.

He placed his claws
on the...

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NOT LOOKING BRIGHT

There's a meeting again...

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington D.C...

The New Cracker House...

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DON'T TRADE

If you're going to stay where you are...

It's always best to stick with the Devil you know......

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Adolescent infatuations.....

Adolescent infatuations...never consummated

Greetings reader from a cross between an aging seventy inch long (ringing ding dong) haired pencil necked...

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I JUST WANNA

I JUST WANNA

Another day...

Another another something...

Of, and, but, whatever...

sparrowsong

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Love you from a distance

I will love her from a distance
Just like You say
To pray, to cry, to warfare

I pray...

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Life happened

Life happened

Life happened she said when they asked why she’s single
Life happened she said when they asked why...

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BOOKS FOR DUMMIES

BOOKS FOR DUMMIES

Instructions for Dummies...

I thought they were just trying to be funny...

BEAM ME UP...

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Groundhog day 2024 or Forty...

Groundhog day 2024 or Forty one days since 2023 Winter Solstice

Rather than be a day late
and dollar short, I opted
to post poem acknowledging
the...

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WHICH ONE IS IT?

South Carolina to New Hampshire

They know the truth in South Carolina...

People drove from SC to NH to share the truth......

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What i

What i

I too had a dream
dreaming into my last day

while my mother's hands spoke to me saying come...

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A brushstroke...

specified such so as to issue a rhyme,
but proceeded as this scribe
didst git linkedin with...

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OPEN SEASON

OPEN SEASON

Today could be a day of surprises...

Blessings...

In my journal it's all going to go......

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CHANGE OF TUNE

Seems pretty quick...

How long did it actually take?

Why?

I wasn't planning to buy...

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Get out of my head mister...

Ransacking treasure trove
of maximum headroom.

To remedy a fate worse than death
or...

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YOUR YEAR

Play Along

YOUR YEAR

I hope if your time is now...

So little...

You don't know about anything...

Perhaps...

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Argh, I ne'er got...

Argh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!?

Once upon a time yours truly did allow
himself to consume anything in sight
eats of mine in...