Comedy

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True tale

(All throughout the day
kookaburras in eucalyptus.
From the headland trees
Brush back...

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A Cup of Hot Cocoa (18+)

Adult Comedy

It's Christmas morning
and Stacy is just getting out of the shower
She's completely shocked...

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…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE.....

this Xmas eve day 2023

…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE..... NEWS.....

After a top secret clandestine conclave,
one or more sans eight Reindeer forsake
played cow...

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FROM SANTA CLAUS XMAS 2011

FROM SANTA CLAUS XMAS 2011

written twelve years ago
when yours truly about two score
and twelve years old,
and...

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NO MORE RAINDROPS ON MY TONGUE

NO MORE RAINDROPS ON MY TONGUE

Sparrowsong it's raining outside...

Why aren't you out there catching rain drops on your tongue?...

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2023 BROUGHT IN A REDNECK

Listen to this story if you need a laugh...

Oh what the HEY?

Maybe, you just want one......

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Spring with me lettuce roll

Spring with me lettuce roll

Argh...i moost take a jet, train, auto to boot
n travel countless miles to quench me thirst
...

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GREEDY?

KEEP IT

Charging people to share their message?

Too greedy for me...

You can keep it...

I'm...

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Banjo John

Banjo John sits by his van
Playing his banjo man is
He good banjo John
Likes to play...

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An anticlimactic sexual...

An anticlimactic sexual event...

with Barb Black née Beebee
to help set the ghost
of little Willy Brandt free
(a non...

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MAYOR SAID NO WHITES

Boston, Massachusetts

MAYOR SAID NO WHITES

While no one stands up and say nothing at all...

The Mayor made a correction to invitations sent...

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The cheater

The cheater

the old man sits alone in waiting

Now past his hours of sleeping
thinking that sleep is...

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FICTIONAL BIO:

FICTIONAL BIO:

The missus asked me
(hitherto known as her bozo)
just mere moments ago
to craft...

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WHICH WHICH

WHICH WHICH

It's said in a World Full of Princesses To Be a Witch...

​​​​​​They don't count on people being...

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My Forever Present

My Forever Present

My forever Present Child
Forever consuming time
There for every moment
Never just for...

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Christmas Poems

Dedicated to Lorna

Christmas Poems

Christmas Day

I wake on Christmas morning,
To a world crisp and cold.
With a heart...

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RUFFLED FEATHERS

RUFFLED FEATHERS

People are freaking out when so many people actually heard the whole thing and the laughter was contagious...