Poem -

With the emotional intelligence of a five year old child

And the heart of a man

Can a deep look in the eye still be a lie?
  (No, it's truth)
From the first kiss can you tell if you will ever be missed? 
( yes, if you're honest)
  Don't put their name on your list
( Actually,  do...in all CAPS)
   If sincerity is your wish
(Be sincere in your wishes)
  You'll be reeled  back in just to be discarded again , times ten
( could be , you ran)
   better be home by eleven
(stay all night)
 don't ever expect much from a friend .   
 ( expect,  and return the world to them)
  I'll be wise and never ask for a ride again
( instead we'll fly together)

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