Comedy

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While attempting going to...

December 27th, 2023,
the missus pounded mine posterior
(she played paddywhack
on me...

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BEGGARS CAN BE CHOOSERS

BEGGARS CAN BE CHOOSERS

I wonder what the problem is?

They demand better conditions...

They want to move......

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Facebook messenger friend...

Facebook messenger friend requests maybe giant bots in disguise

Synthesizing aesthetically comely humans
to market, prostitute and capitalize
fore skin...

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Spur of the moment

So you won't forget me

Imagine me however you like
Just imagine me kind.
I'll take that wine, now.
Forgotten...

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True tale

(All throughout the day
kookaburras in eucalyptus.
From the headland trees
Brush back...

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A Cup of Hot Cocoa (18+)

Adult Comedy

It's Christmas morning
and Stacy is just getting out of the shower
She's completely shocked...

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…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE.....

this Xmas eve day 2023

…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE..... NEWS.....

After a top secret clandestine conclave,
one or more sans eight Reindeer forsake
played cow...

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FROM SANTA CLAUS XMAS 2011

FROM SANTA CLAUS XMAS 2011

written twelve years ago
when yours truly about two score
and twelve years old,
and...

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NO MORE RAINDROPS ON MY TONGUE

NO MORE RAINDROPS ON MY TONGUE

Sparrowsong it's raining outside...

Why aren't you out there catching rain drops on your tongue?...

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2023 BROUGHT IN A REDNECK

Listen to this story if you need a laugh...

Oh what the HEY?

Maybe, you just want one......

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Spring with me lettuce roll

Spring with me lettuce roll

Argh...i moost take a jet, train, auto to boot
n travel countless miles to quench me thirst
...

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GREEDY?

KEEP IT

Charging people to share their message?

Too greedy for me...

You can keep it...

I'm...

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Banjo John

Banjo John sits by his van
Playing his banjo man is
He good banjo John
Likes to play...

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An anticlimactic sexual...

An anticlimactic sexual event...

with Barb Black née Beebee
to help set the ghost
of little Willy Brandt free
(a non...

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MAYOR SAID NO WHITES

Boston, Massachusetts

MAYOR SAID NO WHITES

While no one stands up and say nothing at all...

The Mayor made a correction to invitations sent...

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The cheater

The cheater

the old man sits alone in waiting

Now past his hours of sleeping
thinking that sleep is...

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FICTIONAL BIO:

FICTIONAL BIO:

The missus asked me
(hitherto known as her bozo)
just mere moments ago
to craft...