Comedy

Poem -

Politesse pleases me...

Politesse pleases me...

thank you very much
for letting me clutch
your attention courtesy
sharing following...

Poem -

Yours truly embarks on wild...

Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold

two alternate titles:
1. Gander seeking goose that laid the golden egg
2. Incorrigible...

Poem -

Not done yet

Not done yet

in this book there were unturned pages

while we all had a turn as they made their stabs

...

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Poem -

Neglected

32mpg vs 12mpg… Not personal

Neglected

You used to drive me!
Every single day back then,
Before the Slingshot!

Poem -

Wordsmith theoretician...

Wordsmith theoretician postulates kooky equation

Addends, minuend, subtrahends... all Greek
to poor student long haired pencil necked freak.
...

Poem -

Delightfully Angelic

Angel delight

Delightfully Angelic

Full bodied pink foam engorged hopelessly in solid high walled earthenware.
Hard stainless steel...

Poem -

LEFT RIGHT

Fat vs Fitness

LEFT RIGHT

When I was informed of this I thought no way...

This can't be true...

Then I heard Joe...

Poem -

Dumbfoundedness still...

when held spellbound courtesy grifter

Dumbfoundedness still prevails three weeks later...

Flim-flam man left lasting emotional whiplash
his derelict perfected artifice
to hijack...

Poem -

D-E-V-O

Halperion obstretrix,
albertooth, onyxalnaisscent,
aberquell, ombertsford,
...

Poem -

My epitaph writ large...

My epitaph writ large...

courtesy third person singular.

Mise en scène pour décès
pardon his feeble attempt at French...

Poem -

The kind and gentle poem

The kind and gentle poem

I am a kind and gentle poem
So when you read my poem
Don’t run in here like a
Roman...

Poem -

My boyfriends haunted house

My boyfriends haunted house

Hey
Not now
We killed somebody
The body
Rose
From the dead
So...

Poem -

Commendable inspection...

Schwenksville scribe set himself task
re: expresses glad tiding
forthwith for public views...

Poem -

Trawl tale of a fictitious...

Trawl tale of a fictitious seaman told to ye...

While on the topic
of blood kith and kin,
I relate another
fabricated poem about...

Poem -

“Son”...”say goodnight to...

Spurred by mother dearest
as well as other politesse
drummed into her second born
...

Poem -

Unidentified...

Unidentified extraterrestrial(s) willingly abducted me

As a divergence
from the apocalyptical, dialectical,
geomorphological, judgmatical,
...

Poem -

I am ill eke quipped to...

I am ill eke quipped to dusk hoover dawn ting task of badinage

Indentured gumption forsaken
courtesy each pulled wisdom-tooth
this hug gust aspiring writer...