Comedy

An involuntary spasm
of the diaphragm
and respiratory organs,
with a sudden closure...

KISS MY LIPS
WITH YOUR COTTON CANDY TONGUE,
WHILE YOU POISON MY HEART
WITH YOUR...

I looked at her, she looked at me, I knew right then we were meant to be.

I took a chance, asked...

While yours truly sat here
at the desk housing MacBook Pro,
pondering his next idée fixe...

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𝐓𝐄𝐍 poetry critics,
Mocking poems line by line.
A piano started falling,
And then...

The note in the school class ended up with me
Rather unlucky as the teacher happened to see
...

Analogous to (being mine) security blanket
similar, but not identical
to the trademark one...

Yours truly would never be confused for a gourmand, nevertheless I could enjoy experiencing taste testing...

Upon lying supine - eye shutter lids
into the land of Wynken, Blynken, and Nod,
where the...

Ha!

Human (rat) race doomed!

Foregone conclusion hashtagged,
linkedin, predicated,...

I am the eighth dwarf that nobody knows
Will have to keep it from everyone I suppose
Snow...

caricature sketch of person best known to yours truly

What began as an honest
to goodness...

Proud anonymous troglodytes
forerunners of mine
confronted threats less horrific
than...

Meaning the corporeal complex edifice
housing these lovely bones,
where linkedin logorrhea...

From a word that someone said
Came a tale walking along a trail
That starts the birth of a...

And join (singing the words
in the next paragraph) whether alone
in a traffic jam
...