Comedy

A School Principal can't read the word FIRE...

He's in the White House...

Helping determine...

There's over 8 billion people in the world...

Do you know how big your country is?

How many...

Hello Heidi?

No, it's Ben...

Ben?

It's been awhile huh?

Do I sound like a...

NOTHING LIKE A GOOD NIGHT'S, REST, PILLOW, BLANKET, ZZZZZ'S
REST, THE SNORING KIND, THE DREAMING...

Your words brought unity where you thought none would be found and not in the way you thought...

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Some call him Mr. Sanctuary...

Could be because he touted Sanctuary?

Maybe, you didn't hear...

trumped hill re: by a bill yon votes
and bridged tradition (Abe Lee) linkedin
to present...

Woebegone and egg foo young on you
meaning me of course
sidestepping a crucial positive...

Born that way angry antithetical
mailer daemon when...
all of Christendom bows their...

This is a tale of Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck
In the kitchen a cake they both decided to cook...

Courtesy Goofus and Gallant
who began their broadly-drawn
moral plays in the 1950s,
...

If I say I'm offended by your stink...

Would that be an incentive for you to smell better?

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Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din)
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania -
keystone state abbreviated...

After experiencing a severe,
albeit violent near lethal bout
of irritable bowel syndrome...

Tubby in the calving throes
breaking free and clear
shepherding, milking, and honing
...

Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins
courtesy healthy helping of prunes
linkedin to...