Comedy

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What Would You Be...?

What Would You Be...?

If I could be anything, what would I be...?
I'd like to be quite a lot of things actually...
...

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My Nursery Rhyme...

My Nursery Rhyme...

Where's little Bo-peep...?
Looking somewhere for her sheep...
Where's peter-pan...?
...

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Television triptych throwback

Television triptych throwback

and despite remote chance
to channel small medium at large
metamorphosis I may witness...

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When vitamin and medication...

Mental health of yours truly
heavily reliant upon one selective serotonin
reuptake inhibitor...

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THREE STARS

Three stars in the sky were called I love and you
Believe what I write for this story is perfectly...

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Inxs of poison from iron...

Although gainfully unemployed
(fate now finds me receiving
social security disability –...

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Self help addict needles...

Self help addict needles unsuspecting reader

Expounded late today April 27th, 2023
since being written
countless years ago
maybe a...

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PUSHING THE PULL ALONGS

Thousands of people all doing the exact same
Pushing their luggage bags like it's a game
All...

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TONY THE TURTLE

He was obviously worried about sight and smell
Tony the turtle would not come out of his shell...

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Up up the fly away wig doth...

Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised April 19th, 2023

IM pen named Pilot Jane A. Rug
who ascribes to writing poetry
as opportunistic, holistic, and...

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My losing struggle with not...

My losing struggle with not so easy "chair"

buoyed me aloft beyond
outer limits of the twilight zone
where dark shadows
lurked...

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Once a pawn a time within...

Once a pawn a time within castellated bishopric

We purchased 2020 Hyundai Elantra
at Enterprise Car Rental
1207 West Ridge Pike
...

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Byte size food begets best...

re: visited today April 12th, 2023

Byte size food begets best bedeviled egg head benefits

Way before aye knew
the name Fletcherism applied
family and friends even the bartered bride...

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DANCING WITH MY COWBOY

A cowboy is taking me to a local dance tonight
His horse is tied up on the gate out of sight...

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Goodbye six pack hello*...

Goodbye six pack hello* poetry scribes

My poetic side COSMOFUNNEL
wordsmith thanks tumblr in his noggin
ofttimes triggering babbling...

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The beatnik poem

The beatnik poem

I sit in a room where
The lights are dim
Where the smoke fills
The air and all the...

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EASTER EGGS HUNT

Well it's not in the garden by the tall oak tree
I've looked in the lounge under the settee
...