Comedy

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PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW

PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW

You don't answer questions if you don't like them...

You have your favorite Media...

You...

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"Got your fluff again...

"Got your fluff again"

(for purpose of this poem
pronounce last word uh gain).

The missus uttered
...

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I Air Guitared A Baby

It's not as bad as it sounds

I Air Guitared A Baby

We were once so inebriated
That we exorcised my sister
Pressed a cross against her head...

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I wait with bated breath...

I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence

The following crafted
approximately midway
into the administration
of forty fifth...

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Where art thou anonymous...

Where art thou anonymous benefactor...to offer me succor?

Ah... methinks legal tender
could be a boon to help me bolster
mein kampf with necessary...

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Impossible mission to sleep...

Impossible mission to sleep on opposite side of marital bed...

Oddly enough even
when frolicking in the autumn mist
with seasoned super tramping
...

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Booby trapped within...

Booby trapped within apartment unit b44

Circa August 18th, 2021
three years ago to date,
nevertheless I count blessings,
so...

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Defiant

Defiant

if I was an adjective
i would be described
as defiant

bold
impudent,
...

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FOUR GENTLEMEN

Four sharp suited gentlemen thought of a plan
How to obtain the takings of a Post Office van...

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INDECISIVE MAN

This is a little tale of a very indecisive man
Whether to say yes or no is not part of his plan...

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Natural soporific narcotic

Natural soporific narcotic

Recurrent suicidal thoughts
vaingloriously wend along winding road
within windmills of my...

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OUR BOLOGNA HAD A FIRST NAME

Inspired by Bill MacEachern

OUR BOLOGNA HAD A FIRST NAME

There's a generation that doesn't have the largest population which probably was for the best...

...

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Once again besieged by...

Once again besieged by fruit flies

Pestiferous infestation quite
argh apartment unit b44
plagued with plight
analogously...

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Surviving Whatever

Surviving Whatever

Run for cover
when she rolls her eyes
and wistfully replies
wrapped in a mournful...

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Mister money bags no more

Mister money bags no more

Ah..., how I idolize the days of yore
before June twentieth, and twenty first
two thousand...

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The broken piggy bank

The broken piggy bank

strewn into a bajillion little pieces

Unexpected largesse
yours truly patiently waits,...

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Excerpt from “fake”...

Excerpt from “fake” encomium given years ago...

at Lake Wobegone High School (my alma mater),
and recently discovered ridiculous rough draft
...