Comedy

Childhood growing up
We knew so bloody much

Smelling smells of heroin

Deodorant...

The following constitutes a rather
twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE:

I dash with my jiggling...

Strip on my clothes and roll my eyes. It's another day waking up to blinding sunlight. The damn dog next...

Inxs of recorded messages
transmitted automatically
to my telephone number
by...

(a stout rendition of O Captain! My Captain!
Perfect rhythmic rhyme with tonic
when the doth...

noticeably decreases in one direction.

I take lock, stock and barrel
to revisit good ole...

Ring with no feather in my cap only envy
at handsome man drakes with bucks,
who could bank on...

Above title attests
how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:...

drawn courtesy lots of byte size chalk.

When e'er I summon fat chance
to empower me self...

My wife cheats on me all of the time.
I also cheated and she acts like it was a crime.
My...

My neighbor comes to my house and eats all of the food I have.
The damn freeloader even ate my...

Dune not be bashful, grumpy, leery
or any other contemporary dwarf man
regarding countless...

born February 7, 1812,
whose living descendents
I would be thrilled to befriend,
hence...

Even when iron not red hot,
I implement non customary quarks
regarding foreigner rather cold...

Who didst unknowingly, unquestionably,
and unwittingly script vitality
and the prologue to...

The date of the celebration
(the second day of February) coincides
with medieval feast of...

We are snowmen of winter fame!
From the skies snowflakes came.
Obviously evolved from falling...