Comedy

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Happy National Friendship...

Happy National Friendship Day - August 6th, 2023

The idea of Friendship Day originated
in the United States in 1919,
proposed by Joyce Hall...

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Adumbrated aeration...

Adumbrated aeration regarding...

crafting reasonable poetic rhyme
nothing to sneeze... at chew
asthma lingua franca –
...

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MEDIEVAL TIMES/Modern Day

Utensil Police

MEDIEVAL TIMES/Modern Day

Times have changed...

In the Medeival Times you ate your food with your hands...

Starting...

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Politesse pleases me...

Politesse pleases me...

thank you very much
for letting me clutch
your attention courtesy
sharing following...

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Yours truly embarks on wild...

Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold

two alternate titles:
1. Gander seeking goose that laid the golden egg
2. Incorrigible...

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Not done yet

Not done yet

in this book there were unturned pages

while we all had a turn as they made their stabs

...

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Neglected

32mpg vs 12mpg… Not personal

Neglected

You used to drive me!
Every single day back then,
Before the Slingshot!

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Wordsmith theoretician...

Wordsmith theoretician postulates kooky equation

Addends, minuend, subtrahends... all Greek
to poor student long haired pencil necked freak.
...

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Delightfully Angelic

Angel delight

Delightfully Angelic

Full bodied pink foam engorged hopelessly in solid high walled earthenware.
Hard stainless steel...

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LEFT RIGHT

Fat vs Fitness

LEFT RIGHT

When I was informed of this I thought no way...

This can't be true...

Then I heard Joe...

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Dumbfoundedness still...

when held spellbound courtesy grifter

Dumbfoundedness still prevails three weeks later...

Flim-flam man left lasting emotional whiplash
his derelict perfected artifice
to hijack...

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D-E-V-O

Halperion obstretrix,
albertooth, onyxalnaisscent,
aberquell, ombertsford,
...

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My epitaph writ large...

My epitaph writ large...

courtesy third person singular.

Mise en scène pour décès
pardon his feeble attempt at French...

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The kind and gentle poem

The kind and gentle poem

I am a kind and gentle poem
So when you read my poem
Don’t run in here like a
Roman...

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My boyfriends haunted house

My boyfriends haunted house

Hey
Not now
We killed somebody
The body
Rose
From the dead
So...

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Commendable inspection...

Schwenksville scribe set himself task
re: expresses glad tiding
forthwith for public views...

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Trawl tale of a fictitious...

Trawl tale of a fictitious seaman told to ye...

While on the topic
of blood kith and kin,
I relate another
fabricated poem about...