Comedy

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โ€œSonโ€...โ€say goodnight to...

Spurred by mother dearest
as well as other politesse
drummed into her second born
...

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Unidentified...

Unidentified extraterrestrial(s) willingly abducted me

As a divergence
from the apocalyptical, dialectical,
geomorphological, judgmatical,
...

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I am ill eke quipped to...

I am ill eke quipped to dusk hoover dawn ting task of badinage

Indentured gumption forsaken
courtesy each pulled wisdom-tooth
this hug gust aspiring writer...

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Hiccups

Hiccups

An involuntary spasm
of the diaphragm
and respiratory organs,
with a sudden closure...

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BITTER SWEET LOVE

BITTER SWEET LOVE

KISS MY LIPS
WITH YOUR COTTON CANDY TONGUE,
WHILE YOU POISON MY HEART
WITH YOUR...

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A modern romance

I looked at her, she looked at me, I knew right then we were meant to be.

I took a chance, asked...

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Spouse cannot forget mine...

Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date

While yours truly sat here
at the desk housing MacBook Pro,
pondering his next idรฉe fixe...

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Fuct

God Bless America

Left Right Hyperbole factcheck fucktard fascist political python ratpoison child trafficked fashion design...

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And Then There Were None

And Then There Were None

๐“๐„๐ poetry critics,
Mocking poems line by line.
A piano started falling,
And then...

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THE SCHOOL NOTE

The note in the school class ended up with me
Rather unlucky as the teacher happened to see
...

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Charles Schulz Peanuts...

Charles Schulz Peanuts character Woodstock

Analogous to (being mine) security blanket
similar, but not identical
to the trademark one...

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Gluttonous connoisseur of...

Gluttonous connoisseur of ethnic culinary cuisines

Yours truly would never be confused for a gourmand, nevertheless I could enjoy experiencing taste testing...

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Dream state yields deep...

Dream state yields deep sleep personifications

Upon lying supine - eye shutter lids
into the land of Wynken, Blynken, and Nod,
where the...

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A dangerous and mandatory...

A dangerous and mandatory evacuation โ€“ man the poop deck!

Ha!

Human (rat) race doomed!

Foregone conclusion hashtagged,
linkedin, predicated,...

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THE EIGHTH DWARF

I am the eighth dwarf that nobody knows
Will have to keep it from everyone I suppose
Snow...

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Hyperbolic quasi...

Hyperbolic quasi autobiographical prevarication...

caricature sketch of person best known to yours truly

What began as an honest
to goodness...

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Recluse by dint of...

Recluse by dint of circumstance

Proud anonymous troglodytes
forerunners of mine
confronted threats less horrific
than...