Comedy

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Creative cerebral...

Childhood campy chimera curtain call
subsequently hinting (based on accuweather)
the approach...

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I, A. Robbie - Ham guilty...

I, A. Robbie - Ham guilty for gobbledygook...

and ruffling turkey feathers!

An innocent A1 miss steak kin kith
once, a former main lion...

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The Sight Of Blood

The Sight Of Blood

When a man graduated from a medical school, he turned out to be a dud.
He keeps trying to be a...

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No objection to cold...

ah jest wanna boomerang back into the womb
to escape unrelenting forbidding gloom.
perhaps...

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January 24th, 2023 Hair...

January 24th, 2023 Hair washing heralds huge happening

Hark….the herald angels sing, and twitter
for mass communication
mediums stop the presses...

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The missus unflagging...

The missus unflagging crocheting efforts as Betsy Ross incarnate

With needle in hand incorporating love
in every single crochet stitch
that's my wife
...

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Ephemeral social media...

Ephemeral social media rendezvous

"Abort, Retry, Fail?"
(or "Abort, Retry, Ignore?")
essentially spells does not compute...

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The missus served me high...

The missus served me high test coffee...

Ah... tis nothing more heavenly
(to one borne again devout atheist)
then a spring like...

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January 13th, 2023

After wishing upon a star
to garner a handsome windfall
as a positive fated birthday gift...

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Happy Lxiv birthday Matthew...

date of conception:? ~ Late March – mid April 1958.
date of parturition: January xiii, mcmlix....

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The song of the bruise

I get the blues when I get
Bruise It’s never good news.
When you get a bruise
When you...

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Ai thank God for Elan Musk

Must I be a bona fide human
It appears AI can do a bang up job

Why I can forsee college...

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The Price Of Eggs

The only true thing about this poem is the price increase of...

The Price Of Eggs

People keep sneaking in my hen house and stealing my eggs.
If they were standing on a cliff, I'd...

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Inextricably rooted with...

Inextricably rooted with hair fixation

As a lad in grade school,
yours truly, (a diminutive, intuitive,
oversensitive, and...

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Variations On A Theme...

of hodgepodge strewn helter skelter
wonky inviting reader to mentally swelter.

Ach'n (ache...

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Balmy january fifth two...

pardon moi as I self plagiarize
with slight modifications
cuz following words written
...

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Who Said I Can’t Learn New...

Who Said I Can’t Learn New Tricks

I am there for you every morning every night
Wagging my tail just to show off
Barking just so...